I just got an e-mail from Zeidler's in Newburgh (Yes, send your mother flowers for ONE Mother's Day and in return get the companionship of e-mail bombardment for the rest of your life) informing me that Bosses' Day is this friday.
First of all... I feel like flowers seem like a bit of a creepy thing to send to your boss? I mean unless I am your boss because I LOVE real flowers, but last time I checked I didn't hold much power over anyone. Second of all, Zeidler's... perhaps you'd first like to find me a job to supply a boss
that I could consider sending flowers to, because the last 30 job applications I filled out didn't turn out too fruitfully.
But anyway, for those of you that have bosses, maybe you're interested in knowing that their day is friday and apparently they might like some flowers. And for those of you who aren't bosses, like myself... here are some VIRTUAL flowers freshly picked from the Zeidler's website.
First of all... I feel like flowers seem like a bit of a creepy thing to send to your boss? I mean unless I am your boss because I LOVE real flowers, but last time I checked I didn't hold much power over anyone. Second of all, Zeidler's... perhaps you'd first like to find me a job to supply a boss
that I could consider sending flowers to, because the last 30 job applications I filled out didn't turn out too fruitfully.But anyway, for those of you that have bosses, maybe you're interested in knowing that their day is friday and apparently they might like some flowers. And for those of you who aren't bosses, like myself... here are some VIRTUAL flowers freshly picked from the Zeidler's website.
If I got my boss flowers, in his mighty persian accent he would retort back, "What the Hell is this?"
ReplyDeleteI think I will just forget about boss' day as I have every other year since graduating college.